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Why do these bitches on horror movies ask the killer “Who are you?”

yourgroom:

Bitch, do you expect the killer to say “Oh, hello, I am John Smith, here’s my identification card, now I’m gon’ kill you, okay?!”

I’m just there like;

Can you just run for your life?!

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When you see a mosquito on your friend’s shoulder

totally-relatable:

(Source: humor-mongol, via franksmagicalfingers)

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